i just google imaged poop.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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