i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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