no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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