hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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