I want to stick my p in your. b.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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