Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
ttyl tear gas
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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