if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
MIDGETS
????
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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