Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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