He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
