There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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