But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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