I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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