i jhust puked up my retainher.
420 ftw
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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