I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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