covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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