i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
try to milk me bitch
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