And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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