just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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