Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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