Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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