1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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