everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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