So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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