nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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