how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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