We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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