Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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