Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
This baby is an asshole
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
