i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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