I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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