What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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