It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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