Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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