weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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