Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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