fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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