there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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