rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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