I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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