How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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