Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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