none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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