he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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