i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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