I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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