She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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