Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
