Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
