Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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