You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
organizing the empties. That sober.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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