dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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