I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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