I smell stomach acid.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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