My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
she peed on how many people?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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