Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I love having hate sex.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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