gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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