He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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