Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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